Salty Pecker

Middle aged homosexual White male, Typically from southern states near the ocean.

Man, did you see that little salty pecker on his boat.

by Saltypecker Eater March 21, 2019

Salty Waffle

Having a girl smile before cumming and then cumming on her teeth so it fills in the gaps....similar to pouring batter in a waffle maker

I gave my girlfriend a salty waffle

by T_Hop December 2, 2010

sorty

abreviation of "Shitty, good luck sorting it out."

"you knocked her, and her sister up? Sorty dude"

by Lee July 22, 2004

Salty Pretzel

When a girl puts her legs behind her head, and the a man peforms anal sex on her

Grace Taylor and her doing the Salty Pretzel

by Pretzel Salter March 19, 2011

Salty Water Splash

1.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and pisses in her ass then she farts the piss all over his face.

2.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and he pisses in her vagina and she queefs it all over his face.

Josh was fucking laurel and she totally gave him the salty water splash.

by tunitdeath September 20, 2009

salty fish

a term used to describe the female genitals if it has not been cleaned for a while. the result of which gives a fishy smell and a salty taste during oral sex.

Jim: i went down on the bitch, but came straight back up.
John: was it a Salty fish?
Jim: yeah.

by Somario January 11, 2008

Salty Gurgle

The sound a person makes when trying not to swallow ejaculate.

"I heard through the grapevine you gave Betty a salty gurgle last night."

"Yeah, she wouldn't even try to swallow it!"

by Gurglemeister January 13, 2009