social media

something i sworn to never become addicted to but alas. here i am scrolling mindlessly for hours, submitting to the machine

i hate social media it took away my childhood

by confused nick face November 23, 2020

Social Prostitute

A social prostitute is someone who is well known and is friends with many clients. The origin of the word comes from sex workers who work the corner. Prostitutes are people who can be picked up by anyone, anywhere, and for a low cost. This differs from a social escort who only have high end clients (only certain groups of people that they will associate with) and will not negotiate on lowering their price.

Ryan Bedell has talked to three people just on his way to the bathroom. How does he even know so many people? He is such a social prostitute!

by Blossomfield May 30, 2018

Social Cobweb

A Social Networking page where the user has not logged in for a long period of time; effectively leaving a social cobweb. Can be a whole site or a single user's profile.

Myspace is such a social cobweb it's all about Facebook and Twitter now!

by Ad4mSch. April 7, 2009

social sneaker

a stylish sneaker worn for social purposes

Carla would never workout in her social sneakers, but they looked great at parties

by Whitword October 25, 2017

Graveyard Social

Graveyard Social is a group of people that do shitty things, they are just a big group of misfits and goofballs, the two founders are DreamySad and BigSikk.

Have you heard the new Graveyard Social album its pretty fucking fire

by DreamyZen January 21, 2021

social nomad

Someone that constantly moves from one social circle or clique to another.

He's moved thru four different squads on two years, what a social nomad.

by Kinney Morgan August 21, 2016

social nuke

(v.) The act of using covert operations to isolate someone from their friendship group(s) and turn their allies against them, usually as a form of punishment.

"I'm sorry!"
"You will be, when I social nuke you!"

"Do you remember that time you social nuked me? And I lost all my friends and it was awful?"
"I'm sorry! You were asking for it!"

by WhoCaresAtThisPoint July 12, 2016