Soccer AM

Cult television programme, based on football. Shown on Sky Sports on Saturday mornings.

Includes Tim Lovejoy, Hellen Chamberlin, Sheephead and the almighty Tubes.

'Light Drizzle!'

by Graeme Cairns November 25, 2003

soccer mom

Definition #45 portrays very well how the "Soccer mom" lives/acts.They have that "better than you" attitude.Most enjoy the thrills of the filthy pirate and fish eye.
But that can be a good thing.

That prim n'proper soccer mom got hit with the filthy pirate!Dumb bitch!!

by big alien July 24, 2008

Soccer sandal

(noun) - An ugly and barely useful shoe, considered even less of a shoe than "flip-flops", which has been relabeled to make it sound more appealing.

See also Soccer sandal effect.

What you call a "soccer sandal" is what I wore to the community bathroom in the dorms so that I wouldn't get athlete's foot.

by NikeACG July 30, 2005

soccer mom

A womans so breasts are so saggy when she walks she hits them with her knees

i saw a brode walking across the lawn i thought she was a soccer mom player she was kicking her tits around.

by Chavela September 22, 2006

stall soccer

Sit down in a bathroom stall next to one that is already occupied. Place a small ball of peanut butter on some toilet paper and "accidentally" toss it under the divider to the other stall. Promptly say that you're sorry and ask the other person if they can "kick that back over here

by f4 July 31, 2003

Soccer AM

The Football tv show that everybody must watch

D - Day- d al glish - Dalgish
mr and mrs lovejoy

by jojothemonkey January 13, 2005

cum soccer

The act of trying to get the cum into the drain after masturbating in the shower.

I did'nt want my girlfriend to know I was jacking off, so I played cum soccer in the shower until the evidence was gone.

by Aceholes January 6, 2008