small people

Any person(s) under the height of 6'0"

Look at those Asians trying to play basketball, what a bunch of small people.

by da-beast December 25, 2009

small potato

The name of a lower ranked employee, unpopular friend or person.

Colleague: "You should get a promotion."

You:"Oh, not me, I'm just a small potato."

Friend: "Whose that girl standing there?"

You: "Mary? Ah, no-one, she's just a small potato."

by Butterflytes November 6, 2011

small dog

1:A small, dogish creature. She is the diety of the "Church of Small Dog" and was also very small. It should also be mentioned that she was a dog. A "small dog" or "Small Dog" if you will.
2: The greatest thing to ever happen to anything in the history of ever.

All must worship Small Dog.

by aboynamedcheese February 19, 2004

small dick

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected. Jim Burner has one and all of his gf's have had to cheat with real men to be satisfied. smalland dicks dont give girls orgasms and "men" who have them should be publicly exposed and laughed at.

jim's small dick is only 2.7 inches long erect with a 3 inch circumference. he should be ashamed!!!!

by jim burner July 8, 2010

small wonder

Probably the worst sitcom ever made. Features an inventor and his wacky attempts to keep his android daughter a secret. Similar to Dr. Slump but live action, American, less scatalogical, and not funny. Ran for four seasons.

Nurse: Doctor, what's you diagnosis?
Doctor: This man... he watched a full episode of small wonder. His brain... his brain couldn't take it.

by Dab Brill January 5, 2008

small dick

a guy with a small penis is the most unnatractive thing ever/a turn off
dont let the ladies fool you, size does matter
if a guys hot but he has a small penis forget it

perfect penis size 7-9inch and THICK

I'd take an average guy with a big dick over a hot guy with A Small dick

by truthful September 15, 2006

Small Town

A town that sucks in a state that blows. Consist's of old people, rap kids, prep kids and punk/goth/emo kids. Old people suck, the rap kids are either fat losers or hang with the prep kids, goth/emo/punk kids all like green day and Good Charlotte and have no taste for rock music what so ever. Then there is a group of dirty, lazy, stoner kids that smoke weed and listen to REAL rock music (ex: Grunge, Punk, Indie, Metal) and aren't really sure if they are punks or hippies. By the way there is 80 kids per grade and about 3500 people in the town. IT SUCKS THERE!!! (Example of real bands: Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedy's, White Stripes, Vaselines, Black Sabbath, Lead Zepplin) I'm sure some of you relate to me.

Pawhuska, OK.

Some stupid rap kid jumped me becuase I told him to go to hell for calling me gay, all the prep kids hate me, and I don't get along with the Greenday kids. But, me and my friends sure had some good times!!! (all 3 of them)

I hate my small town.

by Rusty Shakelfurd August 18, 2006