Sleep-stalking

The act of waking (usu. in an ambien induced state of mind) in the middle of the night and posting comments on your friends' Facebook pages that you don't remember in the morning.

I think I was sleep-stalking last night--I "liked" a bunch of photos on my ex's Facebook page!

by muh-drees February 13, 2013

sleep cozy

Another way of saying goodnight; can be used by the speaker also to describe the action of going to bed.

Alright dude, you sleep cozy...

Yea it's getting late. Imma sleep cozy. Cya tomorrow.

by Captain Nothingness February 23, 2014

sleeping with socks on

being the hottest mf alive

Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!

by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021

makeup sleep

It's like makeup sex in a sense that it's a really good sleep that you get after feeling shitty.

Man I was so tired after finals, I took a shower and passed out for like 18 hours, it was the best makeup sleep of my life!

by Haven't met you yet June 16, 2011

Sleep j

when you give a sleeping person a bj (blow job)

dear husband was passed out on the couch again and I was so frustrated I gave him a sleep j in hopes of rousing him

by super8mm October 28, 2011

Trying to sleep

When evrey embarrassing moment ever comes to your head

I'm trying to sleep

by Jakiemoo May 31, 2018

Can't sleep?

If you don't sleep, make sure you don't take any pills, and go outside often, fresh air will come in handy. It’s even better if you think of fond memories before bed, and something that makes you happy. If you still can’t fall asleep, and feel tired, and reluctant, see a doctor, it may be something more serious.

Can't sleep? See this text through.

by Danica :) March 4, 2021