sizzly jizzy

christine's favorite words. also the act of a prude male squirting out cum/jizz all over a women, typically an un-prude women like christine.

christine: wow that was some night
amy: so did you have fun with kungfu?
christine: ya i made him un-prude
amy: really?! what did you do??
christine: i taught him wat kinky sex ment
amy: finally
christine: and he went sizzly jizzy all over me!

by beanernese/sizzly jizzy May 22, 2007

sizzle-dick-motherfucker

A person who is well known to back down when confronted by an ALPHA and/or is an overall pussy.
Also can be used as a general insult

Steve is such a sizzle-dick-motherfucker. He never stands up for himself

by Samurai Mai-Dee-Klong October 30, 2019

The sizzling smith

When your partner puts an iron on your stomach on low power. Once it heats up press the steam button and listen to their skin sizzle. Then pees on the burnt flesh and listens to it sizzle.

"God Lindsey was really talking smack last night so i took out the iron and gave her the sizzling smith"

by Hack Reatack June 24, 2008

sizzling

an advanced case of ZITS, both m and f

this is not simply a cosmetic problem - our zits have started SIZZLING

by battered blair May 19, 2005

sizzerp

sizzerp is Alcohol!!!!!!

Let's go sip on sum SIZZERP

by FROM DANVILLE, CALI January 12, 2005

sizzial

A good deal, or feeling

It was good sizzial! Now I am happy!

by McDougal August 27, 2005

sizzurp

hard a and some vicks.

keep it simple. keep it cheap. keep it KRUNK!

dont get the extra strength. my friend tried that once and puked it out his nose. i didnt want to clean it.

by EviLCorey December 24, 2003