Simplex

A mix of simplicity and complexity

Person 1: Whoa for some reason that shirt looks really simple and complex at the same time.

Person 2: Yeah I know. I wore it for that exact reason. It is simplex

by Ethan Sch January 14, 2008

simple plan

Simple plan dont sing that great, but they have more talent than the people who post how lame they are. Simple plan is famous, and are the losers who type out "I hate simple plan they shood die!!"? No. Simple plan is better then they'll ever be... unless they become a doctor, or have a better/more famous band then them....

John: "Simple plan sux. they should die."
Tina: "At least they dont make a living pumping gas!"

by Lilah October 3, 2006

simple plan

seb in simple plan iz onli 23 david iz 24 and da rest r 25 and avril sux i h8 avril good charlotte rox! and don't diss simple plan and good charlotte cauze dare betta den da shit u listen 2

SiMpLe PlAn RoX sO dOeZ gOoD cHaRlOtTe

by A-Jax May 4, 2005

Sampler

having sex once, one blowjob, and one handjob in an 8 month period from a gf and never getting anything after!

caleb the nice guy got a sampler and was completely fed up with her shit.

by thewhiteboy1 April 10, 2010

Simple Syrup

The act of pulling the penis out of a female partner prior to ejaculation. The man then turns towards her simp boyfriend and proceeds to ejaculate on his face. Subsequently leaving a syrup like mess for the simp to clean up.

"Bro she made her boyfriend watch. I totally gave him some simple syrup."

by Charlie_Hardon June 2, 2020

fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.

guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

by david bennington July 3, 2011

It's Simple

Code for "It's impossible."

Just run all the way from Atlanta to Memphis in 15 days. It's simple.

by atlanta is awesome August 9, 2012