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i showed you that

When an individual reposts a link, quote, pictures, etc. on Facebook without crediting the person from which they were originally shown the material. The original poster usually comments the newly reposted material saying "umm...i showed you that" complete with nuances of irritation and a "wtf" feeling since you did not credit their name.

Usually used in cases of extremely viral, common, and clichéd material; therefore, a shout out is generally not expected.
"check out miss teen south carolina hahahaha"

comment: "UMMMM wow i showed you that."
by cal polyy October 4, 2009
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nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.
Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."
by Mc B July 5, 2010
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shag shower

A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.
I stopped off for a shag shower on my way to her place.
by stevejay October 28, 2010
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fuck shovel

An insult that compares the insultee to that of nothing less than a dick, which is clearly a synonym. Far worse than motherfucker, fuck shovel delivers the punch the balls you've been looking for.
Rex: Go make a sandwich.
Kiley: Fuck off, fuck shovel. I do what I want.
by Kiley Brobert December 21, 2010
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muff shovel

A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.
My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.
by Tidrow March 21, 2011
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Eco Shower

the act of showering with more than one person for the benefit of using less water.
Me and this lady took an Eco Shower. I totally saved the environment!
by The Real Finkle February 12, 2012
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Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.
I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.
by nsfwns February 20, 2013
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