by schlongmeister January 4, 2016
Get the Boogie Shoesmug. by 5678m February 3, 2022
Get the Dress shoesmug. Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.
Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.
by Burn Your Ships September 26, 2013
Get the decoy shoesmug. Damn, if I had gotten here one minute sooner, I would have been able to grab the last maple bar... should have put a little shoe on the gas.
by Jnizzlemybizzlefoshizzle January 23, 2018
Get the Shoe on the Gasmug. by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009
Get the shoe Bushmug. shoes for both wrestlin and boxin. multipurpose, high laces, usually hot red in color. ur typical mat shoe. great for primarily boxing
by bwratslinshoes69 November 10, 2009
Get the bwrastlin shoesmug. Expensive sneakers that you purchased and only wear on special occasions when you want you or them to be noticed (i.e. Traveling, concerts, or movie red carpets)
Robert: I'm headed to Boston for work.
Matthew: Nice, you're wearing the light brown Yeezy Boost 750s there?
Robert: Yea, those are my airport shoes.
Matthew: Nice, you're wearing the light brown Yeezy Boost 750s there?
Robert: Yea, those are my airport shoes.
by djpr3mis June 21, 2017
Get the airport shoesmug.