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scratching the dj

by Wieneord November 23, 2019
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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2012
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Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.
Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.
by Brclifford January 24, 2017
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Scratch

Scratch is a programming language that continues ended on October 21, 2020.
Person 1: they're using Python. tell them to use Scratch.
Person 2: OK.
Person 3: OK.
Person 2 and 3: USE SCRATCH!
Person 4 and 5: Okay. *clicks chrome* *types scratch.mit.edu/projects/editor*
by HKPradil October 22, 2020
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Scratched Out

Murdered, Harmed, or otherwise removed from the big picture.
Often used by gang members from East Side P-Cats 13’s “La Scratch Team” clique.
“Aye Foo, the big homie said Jose snitched on la clika. He finna get Scratched Out.”
by P-Cats 13 Gang September 13, 2025
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Chicken Scratch

The handwriting the person your trying to cheat off of has.
Bob: Hey Bill, can I cheat off of you?
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting
by That one person you never knew January 18, 2019
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Pork Scratchings

Means you’re running low on money, or have no money to do anything when it comes to going out with your mates
Or saving the last amount of your money left and staying indoors until the next payday
Friend; “come out with the boys tonight for a few pints”
You; “nah I can’t tonight mate I’m running off pork scratchings at the minute until my next payday”
Friend; “no worries mate catch you next time”
by Madferit🍋 October 29, 2023
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