Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.

Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!

by Buddhistboy April 2, 2022

Salmon Run

Salmon run is a delicious serious of shots being in this order. Tequilia, Clamato juice (some people say V8 but why would it have the name salmon in it that just doesnt make sense) and then finally orange juice or pineapple.

Let's get Dirty Mike and the boys together and do some delicious Salmon Runs.

by Eteyos May 30, 2019

chewing the salmon

when one proceeds to gnaw on a womans pink vaginal area 'salmon' i chewed that salmon

you ever been caught chewing the salmon?

by john wezt the fisherman October 20, 2008

Salmon

Its a type of fish with loads of omega 3 content

Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but i prefer salmon

by Fishfishfishyyyy January 6, 2024

Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023

salmoned

To be tired of an item, especially food items.

I'm salmoned on strawberry yogurt. Give me some other flavor, please.

by TyrannicalTea April 26, 2024

Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.

"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."

by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024