queef sandwich

When two women straddle a mans erect penis and proceed to queef simultaniously. Sucks for him.

Dude my girlfriend and her mom gave me the raunchiest queef sandwich last night, all day people have been asking me if I went fishing.

by Super Duper Cock Muffin November 19, 2006

Icecream Sandwich

When a white person is having a threesome with two black people

Jerome: "Yo Jamaal, I got front you got back!"
Tara: "What is this some kind of icecream sandwich!?!"

by Nathanispro May 25, 2008

Persian Sandwich

A Persian Sandwich is when you have two friends who are Iranian (persian), and you decide to dance between them. It's pretty simple, all you have to do is pretend you are in some club grinding up inbetween two people, and oh yeah, don't let your parents catch you....it's quite embarassing.

I totally want to have a Persian Sandwich with those two girls over there. You distract them and I'll get between them.

by Rye-Ry June 11, 2007

sandwich massage

A type if massage involving two naked oriental chicks and alot of soap water, usually followed by a "happy ending".
I don't recommend it(very weird), but if your interested Thailand is the place to go.

Zack "Man i got a sandwich massage in Pattaya, and those bitches were sliding all over the fuck'n place"

Timo "Fuck yeh i want somma that shit!"

Zack "Those bitches be sick"

by zack " Boolalalalalala mothafuckers" August 12, 2006

dildo sandwich

1)n. a dildo between two slices of white bread 2) n. a generic pejorative

1) mmm... dildo sandwiches! 2) Kyle has been acting like such a dildo sandwich lately

by guaranatsktsk October 21, 2008

Sleep sandwich

When ur hungry but instead of eating you go to sleep. You usually wake up with out the feeling of hunger. This is a step down from a "wish sandwich", which is two
Pieces of bread with nothing in between. You wish you had something to put in it.

I was gonna get a meal but I fell asleep
and had a sleep sandwich instead.

by Keythe856 November 1, 2011

buttscuff sandwich

Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.

The Board are all lunching on butscuff sandwiches! Har Har Har!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005