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retarded

The favorite word of teen edgelords who think they're cool for using slurs, after all, there's nothing more attractive on the internet than going out of your way to annoy people.
A: _____ is so retarded
B: Could you maybe use a different word? It's very offensive to a lot of people and there are approximately 5,000,000 other ways you could express your feelings.
A: BUT I HAVE A FRIEND WHO SAYS THEY'RE AUTISTIC AND THEY'RE FINE WITH ME USING IT SO THEREFORE IT'S NOT OFFENSIVE
B: Um... I'm pretty sure that's not how it works-
A: YOU'RE JUST A tRiGgErEd LiBtArD
by literally just a banana July 17, 2020
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retarded boss

It means that its good
Person 1 how is that chicken you have
Person 2 This chicken is retarded boss
Person 1 can i have some?
by mko219 October 24, 2009
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RETARDED

n., obviously meaning retarded. Pronounced letter-by-letter (AR-EE-TEE-AY-AR-EE-TEE-DEE), it is a play on the acronyms ADD and ADHD, used in situations where someone claims Attention Defecit Disorder or Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder as the cause of their idiotic behavior.
A: Sorry about that, man. I've got ADD.
B: You sure that's not RETARDED?

I was acting like such an ass that I thought I might have ADHD, but no; turns out it's just RETARDED.

Hey, I really am taking meds for ADD, so don't say I have RETARDED! I'm not retarded!
by Talmanes December 26, 2006
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retardedfork

much like a fork but retarded. also available in mini size
spork and his friend minispork
by mrjimmeh November 28, 2003
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retarded pox

A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.
Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!
by Matt January 15, 2005
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Retarded

Jake Paul is retarded
by Oogaboogamihga February 8, 2018
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POH Retarded

Used to describe a total and complete retard, P.O.H. standing for Pants-On-Head. This is the highest level of idiocy one can achieve, and use of the term epic fail while calling said moron out is encouraged, because it is the only term known to man that can do justice to the stupidity of the action. It's that bad.
Moron: I'll be making 100,000,000,000 dollars when i patent my solar powered flashlight! Haha!

Guy 1: Wow, he's frigging POH retarded.
Guy 2: Epic Fail.
by Pwnado13 March 26, 2009
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