A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
by Shad Ded November 23, 2020
Get the River Cootermug. A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.
by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015
Get the Kettle Rivermug. by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019
Get the Austin Riversmug. Nick: Hey, look who has master rights?
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!
by Nikola's Trampoline May 31, 2014
Get the Kicked in the Rivermug. River Cerulo is a beautiful man from the world of law! (life’s a witch), he is married to Kaylarose Cerulo, with his 3 kids!
by Kaylarxse September 24, 2020
Get the river cerulomug. Noun
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.
Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.
by 24khoss October 17, 2013
Get the River skippermug. The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.
by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 20, 2017
Get the Chocolate Rivermug.