Clowning the rice

To screw something up badly.
Comes from Gene from Top Chef Season 5, Episode 5 where he messed up a dish.

"I was trying to make sushi instead I ended up clowning the rice."

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

Spencer Rice

Spencer " Spenny" Rice is the main villain on the television show Kenny vs Spenny.

Spenny is paranoid, violent and has held the show hostage on many occasions.

A few examples being the " who can sell the most bibles" and " who can drink the most beer" truly shows what kind of person spenny is

Spencer rice is a fucking fuck Spencer rice is a fucking fuck Spencer rice is a fucking fuck let's kick him in the face

Spencer Rice can eat my ass Spencer Rice can eat my ass Spencer Rice can eat my he is my toilet

Spencer Rice is Hitler's son Spencer Rice is Hitler's son Spencer Rice is Hitler's son Kenny is the best

by Kaboom! Understand? November 24, 2019

rice machine

An asian produced automobile. Normally refferred to in the used car market, cars for teenagers or P.O.S.'s. You can usually spot these by loud mufflers, rubbing transmissions, and large rust-holes. Many owners try to pimp these cars out, but fail miserably, making the car look worse.

"Dude, you're CRX is such a rice machine!"

by Joe and Gary September 8, 2005

Rice field

A game in which you and your friends hide in a dark room with a claymore attached to the top of a Roomba.

Also a whimsical prank to play on the common Vietnam veteran.

I'm wasted enough to play rice field now!

by Yossariankov January 5, 2020

shake the rice

The act of wanking off, asian style.
Generally includes the use of chopsticks and soya sauce.

TIME TO SHAKE THE RICE!! WOOOOOT!

by Invisible Cunt January 22, 2011

rice-rocket

derogatory term for a very fast, usually modified, import car or motorcyle.

see rice car, honda

by dave cole April 14, 2005

Rice Packer

A Racial Slur for a Person of General Asian decent. Usually from Vietnam, Korea(Both), Japan/ and or China. This term came about, no doubt due to the Asian's vast and insurmountable love for foods of the grainy type. They not only eat rice, in disgustingly large quantities, but it is also one of their major exports, so they therefore pack it...hence Rice Packers.

God: Hey yo...Rice Packer!

Wang Chung: I don't recognize you as my god...I serve Buddha

God: Get that cat out of your mouth, before I shoot you with lightning and bury you in the nearest rice patty

by BanRice April 19, 2009