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Seller's remorse

Seller's remorse, is the feeling of regret right after you breakup with someone, when you think you may have made a mistake.
After I broke up with Trisha I missed the feel of her breasts and wanted to call her up, but I shook that off as seller's remorse
by Daniel Zev June 1, 2011
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Remort

A normal person engaging in retarded behaviors. Sometimes known as a "Linskey"
John just pee'd in Mike's mom's panty drawer... What a remort
by telecomslave October 27, 2010
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Remon

Chinese remons are best -_-
by alphabeta99 October 18, 2015
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the remote control

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control
OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.
by atrain and kdizzle June 19, 2006
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Troll remorse

When a troll gets owned HARD by another troll, that the butthurt is too much to handle and the former troll goes around the internet looking to apologize to its victims
Troll: "I'm so sorry!!!!"

Victim: " troll remorse is clear, you got owned hard and everyone saw it"

Troll: " I can't live on this planet anymore"
by runoutofnames January 13, 2013
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Conversational Remorse

Illiterate tween's rendition of esprit d'escalier; also, the feeling you get if ever you find yourself talking to a "digital native" millennial who's blithely ignorant about the physical world or events that occurred before 2005.
When Amanda began to recount the top trending memes and emoji from her Instavine twit-feed I was stricken with pangs of conversational remorse.
by Statler/Waldorf March 22, 2016
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whore's remorse

When a woman has had sex with so many guys, she becomes a good woman and goes above and beyond the norm to do things for her new/latest man.
"Did you hear about Stacy? I thought her and Tom broke up after he caught her cheating on him, but I heard she's been good the last few years and even bought him a Benz."

"Whore's remorse bro. Whore's remorse."
by Ronnie C Rouse October 28, 2014
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