what the random

expression of exasperation or confusion, such as "what the fuck", "what the hell," etc. should be used exclusively when one hears or encounters something particularly strange, non-sensical, and random.

Ben - So now my mom is sending me to this Christian youth camp thing.

Me - Wait, what the random? Aren't you guys Jewish?

by bokonon June 12, 2005

'Random-Nigga' Status

The state of being, usually associated with romantic interests, when there is no emotional investment in said interest, therefore no substantial consequences.

Me: Wow, I think Emily is really upset with me for hooking up with another girl
Friend: Don't you think you owe her an apology?
Me: Fuck no, Im on that 'Random-Nigga' Status, i dont owe her shit

by blandz16 September 10, 2009

Random

A term used to define a new person. The new term for noob, generally used by online gamers and in gaming forums. On D2jsp.com, a random is a person thats new and only +1's topics for posts. This also can define users that are not liked by other more popular users, TheElite, JUVAHOLICS woof woof , and Spdwar can be randoms on Pvp east.

Lajo is such a random for locking all those threads

by GhostNYC February 12, 2008

Random Chick

*As defined by Antonio Morales* ran-duhm - chik Abbreviation; RC. Random Chick - a female easily persuaded or easily manipulated or easily influenced or easily convinced, to engage in sexual activity. i.e one night stand. (An RC's name is unimportant and unnecessary.)

So I was banging this RC (Random Chick) last night right...

facebook.com/Randomchickchronicles

by Mr. Big Deal March 8, 2011

Random

The act of being naked; most commonly associated with sleeping in the nude. (Adjective)

Cindy enjoys sleeping random on occasion.

by AJD1011 May 25, 2008

Randolph

A hood little town in Massachusetts It got alot of Fake Gangstas and a bunch of Hoodrats from Boston and Brockton. Also home to wanna be hoodz of S. Randolph Tyrone Gardens and Presidential Acres

Randolph person: Wat up my nigga?
Dorchester person: Shut up Oreo

by Pat Macnamara September 4, 2006

get random

To behave without inhibition or concern, such as at a party, similar to getting crunk.

When Lady Soverign's music comes on, I can't help but get random.

by Varun R. November 13, 2005