Midnight Rag

A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.

Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.

by Darknova000 June 12, 2011

finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.

Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"

by getgaydude March 07, 2013

beat rag

A greasy rag or towel used for clean up after pulling your goalie. Commonly found in the cabs of heavy equipment.

All the heavy equipment operators were gunning to run the grader because they knew it had a fresh beat rag in the cab to pass the night shift.

by thegoodguy1284 April 10, 2020

Grease Rag

A person who lacks the abilty to clean themselves or Eqivilent of a tool

"Godamn Austin stinks!" "Yeah hes such a grease rag." or "Austins a winey grease rag."

by BEN2k4389 June 18, 2008

rag sniffer

one who derives sexual pleasure from soiled feminine hygiene products.

1) My buddy Eugene hides in the bathroom at Walmart and thumps it while ladies dook, what a rag sniffer...

2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...

3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"

*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.

* not to be confused with a corksniffer

by blooregardQkazoo March 07, 2014

Matt Rags

"Matt Rags" are the paper napkins, towels, or random article of clothing used to clean up the mess after a blow job.
Matt Rags, are also the term used to describe a fun, handsome, sexually active man who is so busy he only has time for oral sex rather than actual intercourse.

After having oral sex with her partner, Jenna Jameson used a Matt Rags, to spit the cum in, since she did not feel like swallowing.

Due to a hectic school and work schedule, the instructor was only able to be a Matt Rags, rather than go out on dates.

by Reno Dallas November 14, 2012

rag lifting

The act of using your penis to lift a wet washcloth as many times as you can.

I was in the shower rag lifting the other day, and now im up to twenty reps.

by rbrite11 October 19, 2014