ass potato

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.

you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!

by nobody else here October 16, 2017

lazy potato

someone who has no life and sits on the couch and looks resembles a potato

person one:"wow is that a potato!"
person two:"no its just jim he hasn't gone outside in a month"
jim:"hey do you two mind handing me the chips over there i would but its to far"
jim's mom:"YOUR 22 GO GET A LIFE JIM! AND STOP BEING A LAZY POTATO"

by da cancer of life January 26, 2018

Dropping Potatoes

Taking a shit. Taking a dump. Pinching a loaf.

I could tell my mom was dropping potatoes when she called me on the phone to find out when I needed to be picked up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2018

Bloody Potato

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period

"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"

by Basic Grizz January 11, 2019

vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

by Anewmia June 15, 2019

National Potato Day

April 16th is national potato day! On this day, you will go around to random people and say “I like potatoes” to celebrate national potato day!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

by iLife was April 15, 2019

Hoe potato

A hoe that moves quickly from one partner to another in a small circle of friends.

"damn, she sleept with Joe yesterday and now she's leaving with his best friend?! She a hoe potato!"

by Miss_einna April 28, 2019