Procarstinate

When you arrive at work and just sit in your car instead of facing the real
World.

Sally had arrived a full 15 minutes early yet opted to procarstinate for 30 minutes by just staring blankly, contemplating her existential crisis. And was now late for work.

by BigCritterDoc October 16, 2021

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Procrastinator

Someone who will do anything else just so they don't have to a certain thing. One might refer to them as last minute Larry.

Sam: "You should really work on your paleo project Ethan it takes a lot of time and work."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."

by LastMinuteLarry November 28, 2021

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Says im going to finish all my school work on time

me rushing to complete it 20 minutes before its due; procrastinator

by zx,cz February 13, 2022

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Procrastinating

The art of not doing what you're supposed to and instead just doing nothing. It's most commonly seen in middle school students. They will do absolutely nothing just to not do their homework.

"hey friend, are you procrastinating again?"
"yes, of course. why wouldn't I?"
"But you should do your work" "no"

by panckes May 3, 2022

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when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).

congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM

B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"

by dogman_ June 11, 2022

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