prostitue couch

A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue

My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch

by Sketchy sketch123 December 30, 2020

Prostitutionist

Is a broke down low budget female who suck dick for tip.

That girl over their looks like a prostitutionist.

by Fffgfghf do h July 21, 2021

Prostitutionalize

The institutionalization of prostitution. Making the act of selling sex a norm and common place.
Ex. The government attempted to pass a law against Prostitutionalization

“Everything seems to be Prostitutionalize these days”
“They out here prostitutionalizing everything”
“Prostitutionalization on Social media is at an all time high.”

by Illima December 24, 2021

Prostitution

Fuck for a buck

Jason: I should do prostitution.

Tiffany: jason, I had hoped these jokes would stop now that were engaged and we’re ge

Jason: Shut the fuck yo Tiffany

by 36rats March 16, 2022

Poopstitute

A poopstitute is someone that sells their body strictly for meth. Also commonly works for the task force and fucks the plug. Will do almost anything for a bump. Can't be trusted a dirty grimey hoe.

The plug been fucking around with that poopstitute Ashley and shes gonna end up telling on him.

by Pudgy Dawson and the peelers June 6, 2022

prosthitute

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.

Me: Yo, Larry. I hooked up with that prosthitute last night. She wanted me off with her robot arm.

by Somewhat Schizo November 8, 2022

Prostitution

It'Ll SpReAd DiSeAsEs!

Hym "You don't give a fuck about any of that. The diseases are already spreading! Do you advocate for women be more selective? Get an STD test from them before you sleep with someone?? No? Avoid men with high body counts to reduce the risk of infection? NO! YOU DON'T! You don't do any of that! So, why no prostitution? 😱 It couldn't be! Could it be that you don't want prostitution because your arbitrary claim to superiority immediately disappears? Your entire brand is destroyed? No more sexless masochistic men to profit from? Ooohhhh.. It's not "good for people" says the self-appointed arbiter of what's good for people. Ok... Oooook.... 'You wouldn't want you dau-' She won't have to be if I get a million dollars writing a billion dollar movie, will she? Shut the fuck up with that."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2023