When something simple (like drilling for oil or stopping an easy soccer shot) turns into something disastrous. Comes from BP's oil spill and from Robert Green's World Cup blunder.
Paul: I was supposed to pick up Dana but I ran late and totaled my new BMW
Alan: Looks like you got a real British problem on your hands
Phrase stated when posing a problem to a person to which they have no answer for you. Usually means "Forget it, I should have never asked you in the firstplace you chode"
Me: "Miriam, how do you want us to enter the status updates in the TPS reports?"
Miriam: "Can I explain it to you after my meeting, I really have to run"
Me: " Okay, no problem"
An Attractive girl who you feel you might have a slight chance of hooking up with. Generally are found running around ASU/USC/Florida or other warm climate schools. Enjoy Sex and do not mind having there thong AKA "Tail" hang out of their pants. One can only hope they do not have an STD or hope it is at least a curable one.