An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.
A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.
by vladdycat May 28, 2011
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An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.
If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.
by vladdycat May 13, 2011
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Where celebrity children go to school

and are completely forgotten.
Student 1: Hey you suck at football
Student 2: Fuck you, my dad used to play for the NFL
Student 1: Shit my bad man, private school problems what can I say? My dads a politician.
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A phrase used by Dresiarze.

(Polish) Literally means "got any problem?". Usually used by Polish Dresiarze when they want to fuck you up for no reason. When hearing this phrase in Poland from a criminal-looking guy in a tracksuit, better run away.

It is mostly used as a whole sentence, without any additions, but sometimes you can hear a one-to -two word insult at the end, like "debilu" or "pierdolony cwelu".
Masz jakiś problem?
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A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.
One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem, since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.
One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one temporary problem), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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