Sisyphus Prime

Bigger Badder and Radder version of bitch baby Minos Prime. Instead of Minos's charge up sequence where he has to be birthed from his flesh prison, Sisyphus kills his flesh prison (called the flesh panopticon) from the inside. bro is just built different... oh yeah, also instead of Minos's speech which was something like "thanks for freeing me, imma beat the shit outta you." was nice compared to Sissy's speech of (Imma beat the shit outta you, and god himself!" still got beat by a gro-pro with legs, skill issue imo...
(also this is a bit off topic but where are the souls going? does V1 just have some spare black soul gems in his inventory for prime souls? like are they going to extra hell? if we keep diving further are we going to reach that extra hell and meet them both? Maybe they combined into a combined Prime soul named "Sisyphos Prime" or something...)

Person trying to beat Sisyphus "Ok google, how do you beat Sisyphus Prime?"
Souls game lookin ass google "Parry, Block, Dodge Kid... Parry, Block, Dodge."
Person trying to beat Sisyphus "k..."

by [Jesus Prime] June 28, 2023

Inverted Optimus Prime

One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.

"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."

by Spinnychairwith5wheels December 18, 2016

chiron beta prime

A place where people go to do work for the robot council.

Merry Christmas, from chiron beta prime, where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords, did I say overlords, I meant protectors.

by //53/42/3/ July 25, 2017

That's just prime

A transformers substitution of "Just fucking great" used by Optimus Primal in the animated show Beast Wars: Transformers

Person 1- Did you hear that your wife died?
Person 2- That's Just Prime

by MegatromusPrime January 13, 2022

prime nectar

sweet, cool, awesome. said when just "prime" wont do. can also use "gooey" in front of nectar for added effect.

"That concert was hella prime nectar!" "Oh! Dude! The primest!"

by V-town boii! January 10, 2007

Primary Colors

The heaviest band in the galaxy. Brutal. Loud. Defiant. Voted band mostly likely to sleep with your dead girlfriend. Their inspiration comes from lots of drugs and alcohol. Also known for their insane performances.

Dude! Were you at the Primary Colors show last night? We all hailed Satan, then pounded beers and smoked a bowl in the venue.

December 21, 2012. Egypt. Pyramid. Aliens N Shit. Apocalypse.

by massnecropsy July 15, 2010

trachimus prime

a gym/health teacher that can turn into a super fast sports car, much like a transformer.(also see trachisaurus).

i saw trachimus prime the other day at the gym and she was benching like 880 pounds! she is a fucking beast!

by awesomeface5000 March 24, 2008