A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013
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Much like missionary position, however the receiver is flat on there stomach in the " victimary position" while the giver is on top of them.
Hey what kinda of position does your girl like?
She likes it in the victimary position, ya know like im a stranger
She likes it in the victimary position, ya know like im a stranger
by gst82581 May 2, 2015
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Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.
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