lawn potatoes

Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.

Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.

by angrybitch1970 October 3, 2009

whale potato

like a couch potato, some who is not just lazy but very obese.

Get off your lazy ass and loose a couple hundred pounds you whale potato!

or

After he started smoking pot, he became a real whale potato.

by tee-emm August 19, 2009

Gnashed Potatoes

Coined in its use in GoW3. Gnashed potatoes refers to a situation where a team mate gets 2 or more crucial kills with the Gnasher shotgun. Due to the graphic content of the game it can be referred to as gnashed potatoes. This term can be applied to GoW, GoW2 and GoW3.

Josh - " I got three guys on me"
Pat- "make some gnashed potatoes then"

by Izolate September 29, 2011

Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

by hazeystorm May 27, 2017

Rock or Potato

Phrase derived from the traveling game Rock or Potato (where upon seeing an object of questionable nature one member of the group asks Rock or Potato and each member of the group must declare Rock or Potato before approaching the object). This phrase is used to indicate the positive or negative nature of a statement.

"Oh man Jessica, I hooked up with this guy last night..."

"OOOOooh! Rock or Potato? "
"Rock ;)"
"Yeah gurl!"

by Cummingtonite December 9, 2010

potato cake

a small round cake of potato roughly the size of a compact disc cd. it is dipped in a delicious batter and deep fried until golden brown, and is normally eaten as a snack with tomato sauce and a sprinkle o' salt.
Potato cakes can usually be found at your local fish & chip shop for 60 cents each.
(australia)

"yeah can i have 2 potato cakes and a dim sim please"

by ungoliant May 5, 2006

glazed potato

A glazed potato is when you blow your load up your girlfriend's ass, and she then takes a shit. The turd is the 'glazed potato'.

after hours of intense anal sex, my girl later presented me with a glazed potato for a little after-bonnin' snack.

by bone verchard, goddamn retard June 11, 2006