A parent poser is someone (usually male) who acts like they are there for there children when they are not. They are usually the kind of parent that has 5 children so they could go on welfare. They use there children to their advantage.
A mother has 6 children (on purpose) to go on welfare. The children have nothing to eat but Ramen Noodles and wear tattered clothes, while the mother is driving a new SUV with 30 inch spinning rims.
by Inspector Gadget September 10, 2004
Get the parent posermug. A kid who wears a tony hawk shirt, has a pre made board, vans shoes, and doesn't know how to skateboard, but they act like they can.
by Matt November 10, 2003
Get the poser punkmug. Somebody who is/was a temporary Green Bay Packers fan only for Super Bowl XLV(45) against the Pittsburgh Steelers just to see the Steelers lose
Packer Poser-HAAHAA THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! SUCK IT STEELERS!!
Other person- dude calm down, your just a Packer Poser
Other person- dude calm down, your just a Packer Poser
by masterofpuppets339 February 25, 2011
Get the Packer posermug. (n). See testosterone gym gorilla.
by boggler February 9, 2005
Get the Pec Posermug. A person who follows every single emo stereotype in the world. ie: tight jeans (black), sweaters (red or black), suspenders, converse, band t shirts, hats, jet black dyed hair, straight hair covering their face, long sleeves (to cover their "cuts")
they usually are someone who was cool one year and then the next they completely changed to be all emo. They shop at hot topic only and try to start new trends (hiking boots, platforms, gloves, etc). They try and act very smart. They wear scarves even in summer. They like to write depressing lyrics on themselves. They listen to depressing music and like to sing it to the world
they pretend to not care and they like to act all bad ass by piercing themselves or other masochistic things like that. They are EXACTLY the same as every other emo poser, so they should really just wake up and get their own style!!!
they also are most likely gay or bisexual or pretending to be.
they usually are someone who was cool one year and then the next they completely changed to be all emo. They shop at hot topic only and try to start new trends (hiking boots, platforms, gloves, etc). They try and act very smart. They wear scarves even in summer. They like to write depressing lyrics on themselves. They listen to depressing music and like to sing it to the world
they pretend to not care and they like to act all bad ass by piercing themselves or other masochistic things like that. They are EXACTLY the same as every other emo poser, so they should really just wake up and get their own style!!!
they also are most likely gay or bisexual or pretending to be.
"Why are you wearing your sister's jeans dude?"
"Oh, didn't you hear? I'm emo now."
"....More like emo poser! Go wash that dye out of your hair, go wear looser jeans so I don't have to see your junk, take that lame piercing out, bandage up your wrists, and wash that sharpie off your arm, you damn wannabe!"
"Oh, didn't you hear? I'm emo now."
"....More like emo poser! Go wash that dye out of your hair, go wear looser jeans so I don't have to see your junk, take that lame piercing out, bandage up your wrists, and wash that sharpie off your arm, you damn wannabe!"
by justaguy899 May 1, 2009
Get the Emo Posermug. Someone who pretends to be part of the 'emo scene' just to fit in, when they have no understanding of the music or lifestyle.
An example of what an emo poser would write on their myspace blog:
'well im 13 and im emo, it turns out that i turned out to be emo last year i was always depressed because my bf keep breaking up with me so i started cutting myself i only cut myself wen i was depressed, if i do i might commit suicide, it kinda addicting so my emo firnd (she also emo) told me to stop cuting and my bf broke up with me...'
An example of what an emo poser would write on their myspace blog:
'well im 13 and im emo, it turns out that i turned out to be emo last year i was always depressed because my bf keep breaking up with me so i started cutting myself i only cut myself wen i was depressed, if i do i might commit suicide, it kinda addicting so my emo firnd (she also emo) told me to stop cuting and my bf broke up with me...'
by Lulu The Magic Telephone April 17, 2009
Get the Emo Posermug. Fags that hang around skate parks and four stairs that stand around in their unscathed etnies that they picked up at their local zumies. Also, they wear their "ganster" baggy dc shirts that have a huge tear in the side of them. And when it comes to tricks, dont even try to get them to do one that wasnt created by mike vallaley cuz they dont know any other ones. I mean theyll sit there and flip their boards this way and that to try to get you to believe that they can do something but they really cant.
Finally the best way to spot a poser is the way over excessive use of cuss words. Ussualy they use two strong ones next to each other and sounds totally rediculous. This could be combos such as fck ass or sht fck.
The best way to take care of a poser is to call him out. He will imedietly shut up and leave you alone.
Finally the best way to spot a poser is the way over excessive use of cuss words. Ussualy they use two strong ones next to each other and sounds totally rediculous. This could be combos such as fck ass or sht fck.
The best way to take care of a poser is to call him out. He will imedietly shut up and leave you alone.
Poser- SHIT!! I cant land this boardslide cuz the rail is gay! Fuck this pussy ass shity tit skateboard!
Ok decent skater- well i may not be the best but at least i dont run my mouth and dress like a homeless douche bag! That kid is such a poser! (skate poser)
Ok decent skater- well i may not be the best but at least i dont run my mouth and dress like a homeless douche bag! That kid is such a poser! (skate poser)
by Fuzzyyzzuf June 15, 2009
Get the Skate posermug.