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Agitated popcorn

An agitated popcorn is what we today call, an adhd, but one one is agitated,

So, if you get a bag of popcorn, at the bottom of of bag are the brain-deads, the corns that don't pop, the buttery ones are the normals which are 85% of population, then the ones that keep popping after the bags told you no no dont bro when you hear 1-2 pops a second, they are the batch of agitated popcorns, cause they will just keep popping till the batch is just fucking burnt... making an OCD unable to make their their popcorn due to they must complete task, resulting in burning and setting fire to the microwave because of those agitated popcorn...
Bro what the fuck was with wally this morning, did he take his pills?
he just couldn't stop moving mate
Like Jack rolling down a hill after a big Saturday i muted the volume and was watching him tryna write paddlestick on a fishdick n swear mums it was like watching popcorn pop by a sales rep behind the popcorn machine at your local theatre on Thursday filmenigans, he was pissing the customers off cause he was acting like an agitated popcorn, like stop frizzing their wally write ya paddlestick on a fishdick and take ya daily corn pill, stop acting like an agitated popcorn it's not puffpuff on ya nan's rocklawn wallys full fucked hes gone?
She just asked if the mower is rough rough be done before dark honey rocks on lawn Wally's my first born
by Smiggymate April 14, 2023
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Popcorn

What your autofill appears as when you press P
why the fuck did search up popcorn before
by Mebegayasfuk October 15, 2022
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Hot Buttered Popcorn

1. The act of pissing all over your partner during intercourse.
2. What some nerdy kid would say about the Wii U
"The Wii U comes with two free games!"
"Hot Buttered Popcorn, that's a deal!!!"
by You was there too February 2, 2024
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Popcorn on the Cob

Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.
Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!
by NebraskanStyle May 2, 2010
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Popcorn Media

Popcorn Media is media that is not forward-thinking. It enslaves the black and pan African narrative in stereotypical thought which does not enable, empower, and often chooses the lowest common popular culture thought in hopes of views rather than substance.
I was on Blavity looking to read dope content but it was just popcorn media.
I can't watch BET, most of their shows end up being Popcorn Media.

Bossip is Popcorn Media
by Prodigal Femi July 26, 2018
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stinky popcorn

when you fuck the tonsil stones out of someones throat
bro… i just did the stinky popcorn and now i have dick stink
by ppcockppco January 26, 2022
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Popcorn fart

the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
by Dogvideo September 24, 2022
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