Quest For Poon

The sacred quest every man must embark on to acquire the holy poon, or in other words, a girls pussy. Many fail in this quest but those who succeed discover riches beyond their wildest dreams

John was determined to acquire Jennys pussy, thus so he set out on the Quest For Poon.

by Timmy097 July 24, 2006

Lele Pons

Lele Pons is a person that isnt funny

Homosapien #1: dude lele pons is not funny Homosapien #2: yeah man yelling isnt comedy, she's a whore

by UJujjuuffggf THhhhddff November 2, 2019

poon gobbler

A person who consumes vast quantities of poontangs (has had sex many man many many times)

That little kid on the drama team is a such a poon gobbler! He gets 5 or 10 ladies a night!

by Beachums May 13, 2006

poon packet

a nice tight, well looked after vagina

she has a beautiful little poon packet

by you know boy August 1, 2008

Poonado

A foul explosion of poo that leaks out of clothing.

My daughter had a poonado and it exploded out if her onsie getting her back and hair covered in feces.

by SomervilleRocks July 7, 2009

poon tunes

A song, album, or playlist that you put on when you're hooking up/getting laid to set the mood and/or drown out the noise.

Yo, I was gonna come over last night, but I heard Al Green coming from your room and knew not to go in. That's better than a tie on the door at this point.

Yeah man, he's got the best poon tunes. There's nothing like some soul when you're hittin the meat hole.

by Everynameisbeingusedbysomeone December 20, 2010

Poon Toss

1. When you pick up a girl by her poon (female genitalia) and toss her as far as you can.

2. A future Olympic sport

3. Fun for the whole family

Wyatt: Hey man, I heard theres a mad poon toss going on tonight, wanna join?
Alex: Ahh sorry man, I'm really out of shape and probably would make a fool of myself
Connor: Wow, pussy.

by Wyguy5 August 4, 2012