Ponging

Ponging is when you are having sex with a girl and you pull out and immediately pop a ping pong ball in her vagina. She then does a kegel to release the ball, you grab a solo cup and she must make it in or you will not continue to have sex with her.

My girl was ponging so hard last night she got every cup in the pyramid.

by Sillygirly1234 October 26, 2020

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Chudling Pong

A sudden, unexpected collapse, downfall, or reputational drop of something previously thought to be impressive, respected, or authoritative. Used when the true, disappointing nature of a person or thing is revealed.

Core meaning:
A major fall from perceived greatness.

Usage:
Applied to individuals, institutions, or ideas once regarded as significant or prestigious, but later exposed as hollow, weak, or overrated.

“We thought the leader was a mighty figure, but after hearing his aide admit he was deeply troubled and unable to handle the insult he felt, it became clear the whole situation was just one big Chudling Pong.”

by Hexbait December 5, 2025

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Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE

Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”

by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020

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