hockey players

people who pack lips all day and get drunk after a game...BEST PEOPLE ALIVE

Your not a hockey player if you never packed a lip,downed a beer, or dropped the mitts. And if you are, chances are your not very good.

by rico suave January 9, 2005

flute player

Someone who is amazingly awesome. A flute player is always on step, in tune, the smartest of all the sections. he/she always has the perfect instrument angle and always has the prettiest parts. they are just too amazing for the rest of the band to even compare.

summer- "Flutes are SO cool."
kelly- "i know. i wish i played that insanely awesome instrument"
summer- "ugh, trombone sucks"
anna- "I'm a flute player, and I am fabulous at any and all scales, including the chromatic. You all wish you were me."

by Caitlin Hayne December 24, 2012

basketball player

someone who plays basketball

someone who is not a rapist

someone who is respected as a baller

a baller

everyone who chucks a brick at the hoop, like gay Teng, who is a gay basketball player

by L SSSSSSquared August 24, 2006

player

n type of male (generally) who starts out using a devilish charm on a female of their chosing. They then act caring yet eventually create other romantic involvements with other females. They typically lie quite often, not only about their other relationships, but about themselves, their daily lives, and false promises. The male will try to manage the several relationships but is basically only it them to get some sort of sexual pleasure. It is natural for the male to insult or criticize. Their behavior can be linked to their actual love for one that does not love them equally. The said male also often has his known bad reputation to fit his personality.

David was so sweet, and said the sweetest things. Then I heard horrible rumors about him. I tried confronting him and he just criticized me! Then, Jenny told me he was all over another girl at a party! I can't believe he turned out to be such a player!

by Wonder Twin #2 April 11, 2006

player hater

1. An intelligent person who hates 'sluts' and 'players' because he or she views them as the scum of the earth. These types are not commonly 'jealous', just disgusted by stupidity. Will sometimes ruin their 'game' out of spite and/or distaste for pure idiocy.

2. A lowlife idiot who actually is jealous of players success. This is even more stupid than the 'players' themselves, because it involves coveting something utterly worthless.

1. John is a 'player hater'. He thinks that 'players' are animalistic morons who should be rounded up and shot. He doesn't give a shit about screwing ten women.

2. Joe is a 'player hater'. He whines all the time how he never gets chicks and desperately tries to screw 'players' over. He's probably just as stupid as them.

by Shadow Creator January 4, 2008

Single player

A person who insists on playing alone even in deliberately social circumstances which prohibit or penalise lonesome players in order to make them cooperate and play together to advance (or make money off of them).

— I like games on facebook, but try to play them all alone.
— Oh, you're such a single player, bro.

by urbansheep December 2, 2010

hockey players

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.

Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.

by Dewey June 15, 2004