Pittsburgh

A crappy old city located between some dirty rivers (which often have cars or bodies in them). Pissburgh basically is full of rednecks (ever hear the saying "Pennsylvania: Philadelphia on one side, Alabama on the other"). Pissburgh is full of racists too. Everyone in the city claims to have such huge pride in their city but they don't. That is why Iron City went out of business (because everyone is cheap and just drinks Miller Lite, which is a hypocricy in itself because everyone is racist and Miller Lite donates to the Negro College Fund). That is also why the Penguins might leave town (Pissburghers don't like hockey too much becaues it is too complicated of a sport to get drunk and watch, and also cause the Penguins never play defense). Pissburgh claims to be a big drinking town but in reality no one here can handle their liquor, which is why Pissburgh is one of the leading DUI cities in the country. Pissburgh has no good job opportunities. Pissburgh claims to have their own language (yinz, n'at) but in reality NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT except when they do it on purpose. Pissburghers want to have their own identity SO MUCH but whether they like it or not Pissburgh is a below average run of the mill city. For example, people think when you get a sandwich with french fries on it that is called ordering it "Pittsburgh style" but in reality NOBODY who doesn't live in Pittsburgh has ever heard of that. Pissburgh was rated one of the worst cities for singles, and it certainly is. All the girls are ugly and all the guys are uneducated rednecks. Pissburgh's number one radio station is KISS FM, which is basically a bunch of retards singing over the music while it plays. During winter Pissburgh's roads are the worst, because there are about 2 salt trucks that drive around when they feel like it. Pissburgh is full of hypocrits. They blast Barry Bonds for using steroids every chance they get, but when the true subject that the Steelers used steroids in the 70s comes up, they turn their heads. Basically, Pissburgh is a second rate city full of idiots who wish they had their own culture and language but they simply do not.

I live in Pittsburgh....boy does my life suck n'at

by Bill Coward July 31, 2008

pittsburgh

A dried up demographic nightmare. Anyone with talent, drive or intelligence leaves by the age of 30. Those that stay think that others will return, and this is true. Once people have made their fortunes in cities with job markets they return to Yinzerville, to take advantage of the dying populations cheap housing.

Example, if you look at the services and industries actually turning a profit in Pittsburgh, and not closing down its health care, and elderly assistance.

by Person with drive August 15, 2006

pittsford

The true 'hood, the ghetto, the projects, whatever you call the slums of new york state. it be located in Upstate New York and it is near Rochester,and in the middle of the surrounding towns of Henrietta, East Rochester, Mendon, Fairport, and Perinton and it is tha hardest place u will eva find. The main parts of it are, the town of pittsford, which includes the communities of Meadowgate (Tha Hardest streets of pittsford, also where I live), Bushnells Basin, (near meadowgate, and also very ghetto), The area near East Rochester and Monroe Ave, and the Thornell/Park Rd. Area. (fairly ghetto. And the other half of pittsford, The Village Of Pittsford, which is based on the Erie canal and Includes the Schoen Place area, and is associated with the reast of the west side of pittsford, such as the calkins road area. the village is a cool hang-out spot as long as you from there. If you a homie from the town, you best watch yo back when stompin in the village, cause gangstas there don't like eastsidaz and theres a lot of crews there. Vice Versa for damn villagers that be all up in the town, (step up in the town, and u won't be found). I mean in pittsford, theres crazy crime, drugs, and maddd violence. The biggest gang is probably the CKC (Cracka Kill'n Committee) them brothas be straight up crazy. Once you find yo place and pick a set to patrol, learn yo envrionment, and get wit a gang, you can feel like you home, just like me.

-Perinton Busta: "Yo prep, gitcho ass up outta here!"

-CKC or other Pittsford Gang Member:"Betta shut yo mouth foo, b-fo i beat yo ass!"

Perinton Busta: "No, ima whoop yo ass!"

-CKC or other Pittsford Gang Member:"Hit me then, homeboy!"

(The Busta bitch slaps him and then pittsford rolla beats his ass to da curb)

by O.G. Smith October 1, 2005

Pitshit

Any player who plays as Pit on Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

I just lost to that guy over there. He's such a Pitshit.

by Troa21 August 7, 2008

Pits of Death

Someones eyes that look like black holes, because the eye sockets are so deep.

My mate after a night out, well any night on which he has stayed up past 10pm. His eyes dissolve into his head and he goes temporarily blind, then passes out. What a lightweight.

by Savak Limbuwala September 18, 2003

pitsbpah

prockish invited to super bowl party at hubeles
some fuck up showed up at this guys house with a fucking nasty ass shit chips and watched the damn fucking good super bowl at the house

i know and care, pitsbpah

by carebear April 12, 2005

Pittsburgh Steelers Fan

A fan base where 90% of them are whiny uneducated individuals that act like they themselves have won 6 Super Bowls. Will always blame the referees for team losing and have no problem calling people stupid if you don’t agree with their ideology.

These Pittsburgh Steelers Fans are getting annoying.

These Pittsburgh Steelers Fans only form of argument is we have 6 Super Bowls

by RiJaJD December 8, 2019