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Posting

the dilatory friction between witnessing the truth and witnessing the inability to act on the truth
Today I was posting and witnessing like the angel of history
by Angelvape December 3, 2023
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Pilting

The act of penetrating one’s urethra with a large utensil to stimulate pleasure
“Yea Johnny’s fucking weird, he’s likes pilting with his girlfriend
by Richard Johnson sr April 3, 2024
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pinsting

when a pregnant women is having oral sex with you while giving birth
my girl went crazy when she did pinsting”
by maskiezxz May 23, 2024
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Posting Disease

This person is vague posting nonstop. Looks like a case of posting disease
by raphael is awesome February 24, 2026
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Pitting

To pit: The sexual act involving two people, during pitting one person digs around the other asshole in search of excrement.
Samantha: Hey Charlie can we pit later? Charles: Of course Samantha I love pitting inside of you!
by webgurt February 16, 2025
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Pissing Distance

When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"

Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"

Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"

Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"

Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!

Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025
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