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pile of wank

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"
by bluebirdpotatoes May 29, 2018
mugGet the pile of wankmug.

Death Pile

Burning the shambles of a house by pouring more petrol on it. What he expects is either the past to be sundered so there is no proof OR that the fire will burn brightly enough to cast him in a benevelont glow. Death pile.
Jacob Rees-Mogg says "I want S*n readers to write to me and tell me of ANY petty old EU regulation that should be abolished."

If you attempt to cover up past mistakes, though simultaneously distance yourself from them, you create a death pile.

𝐍𝐁 - Rees-Mogg was complicit in the break from EU regulation.
by grumblah February 10, 2022
mugGet the Death Pilemug.

funeral pile

When you massacre a neighboring clan and pile up the body's ( generally a threat)
I will through you and your clan In a funeral pile
by Mc.ink November 5, 2020
mugGet the funeral pilemug.

Steaming Pile of Crap

Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".
Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.
by Urban Dictionmaker May 9, 2021
mugGet the Steaming Pile of Crapmug.

shit piles up

When your life is like shit already but more bad things keep happening. Bad news just pile up on top of each other.
Two days ago I lost my cousin. And today my gf broke up with me.

Shit piles up
by Ooway January 1, 2018
mugGet the shit piles upmug.

Alabama Pile Driver

Defecating on a woman’s head during a threesome.
Man, did you hear about Vince giving that chick an Alabama Pile Driver?
by KandyKane1-4-69 February 9, 2024
mugGet the Alabama Pile Drivermug.

Pile of Dicks

When you feel at your absolute worst.
I can not make it into work today. I feel like a Pile of Dicks.
by Teebin48 July 11, 2022
mugGet the Pile of Dicksmug.

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