Phipolar

Having more than two personalities, often exacerbated (made worse) by the chronic use of methamphetamine.

"What's with Phil today?"
"He's been hitting the pipe too hard. He's totally phipolar"

by Cangster June 30, 2021

Philadelphia Footlong

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022

APC Physics AP Tests

College Board split up APC Physics into two tests. You would think that they made each section half as easy.

Apparently not. These two tests are still the hardest tests in all of high school; now, however, you have to pay twice to get raped twice.

A: "How did you do on the APC Physics AP Tests?"
B: "Which section?"
A: "Mechanics?"
B: "I was raped."
A: "Then how did you do on the electricity and magnetism section?"
B: "I was raped even harder."

by KobeDragon December 17, 2010

trolling for pharma

Working the angles in search of narcotics, usually the opioid, benzo or amphetamine varieties

Fucking ran out of my Oxys, Xanax AND ADDerall. two weeks early. Looks like I better start Trolling for Pharma

by Clifhanger April 16, 2017

Dr. Devil PHD

An evil spirit that roams the halls at yeshivas doresh, some say he was born from a blazing purple fire that was surrounded by demons. He lurks in the shadows waiting for someone to do something wrong so they can be banished to Utah...

Watch out for Dr. Devil PHD

by The Oracle of Death October 4, 2021

phancy

Like fancy, only better.

Your Mom's thong is phancy.

by Butch June 1, 2004

Phoenix Riot Shield

When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.

Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?

Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.

Bill - A cunning maneuver.

by Deez Beasley June 16, 2011