Pest

Any member of the LGBT community

That pest started screaming at me yesterday after I didn’t use his preferred pronouns.

by Crusader_001 February 18, 2024

Pessi

The GOAT (Greatest of all Thieves), Frionel Pandres Pessi is a ghost from Rosario Argentina. He ghosts against big teams like Marseille, Lyon, Liverpool, Roma and Bayern, unlike his Idol Cristiano Ronaldo, and stat pads against relegation sides in a farmers league. He successfully became the first footballer in history to rig the World Cup and rob 8 ballon dors, 3 from his idol Cristiano, 1 from iniesta, Lewandowski, Neymar, Van dijk and Haaland.

Girlfriend: Our relationship is Pessi
Me: Our relationship is finished? 😢

by Cruzeiro7 February 22, 2024

Pessimistication

The state of mind of pondering and committing pessimistic activity

Kevin you’re not being real and you’re in pessimistication.

by FayK115 March 11, 2024

Pessist

1. Someone or something that is REALLY being quite a bother, or has the characteristics and qualities that are REALLY quite bothering and a disturbance.
2. A bitch
Derived from the word pessimism, and the suffix -ist.

Synonyms:

Pest, nuisance

1. Anne: "You've been such a pessist today, Marie. Stuffing up the couches with weed in my home, then smoking all the rest of your cigarettes in the backyard of your home, and then hiding my money I was saving for the rest of the week in your pockets. Now you're giving me the poor baby dog eyes. Such a sad little girl thing to do. You're annoying. Quit smoking cigarettes and grow up."
Marie: "I don't like your attitude either. We're not being friends for the next 2 weeks."

2. Byciclist: "My ankle is such a pessist today! It has been bothering me the whole day. I shouldn't have gotten my ankle hurt!"

by gatorblade March 21, 2024

Pestimental

An adjective used to describe the qualities of oneself, were they ones of a pug. -Pes is a prefix that means 'pug.'

"That dog, albeit it wasn't a pug, had some rather pestimental qualities.

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Pessi

Pessi is simply a fraud who only scores by penalties and being carried by his team. Right now, he is eating burgers in KFC league and that's why he is so bad. He also achieved "succes" (i'm lying) by stealing ballon dor from robert lewandowski and ronaldo the goat.

-"Oh, no! my favorite mukbanger, Pessi has missed a penalty yet again... :(

by penaldo and pessi goats 🐐 May 2, 2024

Pessi

A way to insult Lionel Messi when he puts terrible effort in his games

Pessi only scored 4 penalties in the world cup lmao

by edindzekofanboy May 13, 2024