one who hangs around with a younger crowd of people, when he should be working down at the fishing tackle shop. commonly found in hastings, the paedogonk takes off his shirt to impress the younger and less physically mature crowd with his chest hairand nipple piercing.
by paedogonk April 27, 2010
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A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.
by jesse brock September 5, 2010
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by dgh938peg April 26, 2011
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by hoe billy yo April 28, 2011
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Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?
Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...
Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?
Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...
Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!
by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011
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Guy 1: Who's that person over there?
Guy 2: That Patefield? Only the best person on the PLANET! Hoo-hah
Guy 2: That Patefield? Only the best person on the PLANET! Hoo-hah
by Michaela Paul June 6, 2011
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