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Parenteau

Someone who enjoys such activities as feltching, cocksucking, bum sex(with other men) getting pooed/pissd on by other men, and enjoys ass-to-mouth (with other men)
"Dude that guy is a full-on Parenteau!"
by Cesar Octavio May 20, 2009
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Palende

Palende is the the particular topping that is on a pizza or a given food stuff, it has been known to be used in expressions of suprise. It like the fernande can be known as the P-ring
Oh my God Susan did you see the Palende on that?
Wow, I would really like to get my mouth round that P-ring!
by Geoff October 10, 2004
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paenismus

Its the feeling of joy for avoiding pain or injury.
The world watches in wonder as the atomic calamity unfolds in Sendai, Japan. The sense of joy experienced, isn't schadenfreude, as many deeply empathize with the pain of the many thousands let bereft, cold homeless, and injured. This joy, is the considered joy of paenismus
by knedo April 3, 2011
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parental pizza

pizza available for your consumption that is paid for by your/your friend's parents
"Where should we eat tonight? I'm getting hungry."

"Let's go over to my place; I've got some parental pizza."
by leshjeik April 23, 2012
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Parent Paparazzi

When a bunch of parents all try to get a group picture of their kids on their own phone or camera, even though they know that modern technology allows one person to take the picture and send it to everyone else instantly. When doing this, parents look like the paparazzi and the kids are usually forced to wait and hold a smile for a long period of time.
Parent 1: *takes picture*

Parent 2: I want to get it on my phone, look at me.

Kid 1: Damn it, the parent paparazzi. We're going to be here for a while.

Kid 2: Can't they just send it to each other?
by pisseddodgerfan June 22, 2014
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Paken

The act of masturbating to small unerect penis(es)
Samantha: I paken all night everynight
by PooperLooping May 13, 2021
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shitty parent

A shitty parent is when your parent skips the adult duties they promised to do while your mother was carring you in her stomach. A shitty parent is when your parent leaves for long periods of time. When they dont supply you with things you need and depend on others to do so. Ect. Ect.
Kathrine is such a (shitty parent). What a bitch.
by OpalLucy17 September 19, 2017
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