Fatty Pancakes

A fat person.

Dude, this plane is crowded and I'm not going to sit next to fatty pancakes over there.

by Use this term daily June 30, 2009

Smokey Pancake

A pack of cigarettes

Drew offered Josh some smokey pancakes, then to their surprise, Bear already smoked them, the sack of shit.

by RabbleRable October 16, 2009

Monkey Pancakes

Also spelled: munkee pankakes

Verb: To puke on a table
Adj.: Someone who puked on a table

My mom made Monkey Pancakes last night, it was fucking nasty.

by BigButt.SoWhat? March 3, 2011

Mayonnaise Pancake

When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.

Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

by A Top LAD. August 20, 2011

Sudden Pancake

The very unfortunate state in which, following a violent sneeze or cough (or, as has happened, both), one loses control of their bowels and, effectively, shits themselves. It may not be much in volume, but it is terrifying in aspect; when one looses themselves... a fart that follows through.

"What happened to Geoff?"
"He sneezed so violently that he made a sudden pancake!"

by Vengeful Spirit December 14, 2012

Flippin' Pancakes

When someone keeps rambling on about things you don't know about.

First Person: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

Second Person: I have no idea what your talking about, you're flippin' pancakes, so here's a picture of a bunny with a stack of pancakes on his head.

by Joe Bleâux July 22, 2012

oyster pancake

What is created when your balls slap a girls vagina while you are fucking her analy.

Dude, I got to make some oyster pancakes last night going balls deep on some chick.

by Blam420 September 16, 2013