When two jocks meet up with each other and start arguing about some sports, athletes, or the game they saw, or some other sport-type thing and every body else is like... wut
Jock 1: "Yo man did you see him dUNK oN HiM??!?!?
Jock 2: "BRO dat wuz a FOuL BrO"
Jock 1: "NUH-uHH!! Dat WUZ CLeAN AF!!!!"
Me: "Wow... Jock-ward..."
Jock 2: "BRO dat wuz a FOuL BrO"
Jock 1: "NUH-uHH!! Dat WUZ CLeAN AF!!!!"
Me: "Wow... Jock-ward..."
by arthurevans July 22, 2013
Get the Jock-wardmug. Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.
Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."
Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."
Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."
Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."
Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."
by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014
Get the jock thongmug. To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.
by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021
Get the Totally Jockedmug. (n.) Someone who plays more than one sport. Says more than saying someone is a jock but easier than listing every sport the person plays. Emphizes your point without having to remember all the sports your school offers.
Girl 1: "That guy is jock."
Girl 2: "Oh, what sport does he play?"
Girl 1: "Football, baseball and soccer."
Girl 2: "You mean a multi-jock?"
Girl 1: "He's such a show-off in P.E."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he thinks he's cool because he's a quaterback, pitcher and a goalie."
Girl 2: "Oh, what sport does he play?"
Girl 1: "Football, baseball and soccer."
Girl 2: "You mean a multi-jock?"
Girl 1: "He's such a show-off in P.E."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he thinks he's cool because he's a quaterback, pitcher and a goalie."
by Indigo12ash October 31, 2010
Get the Multi-jockmug. Putting someone in a headlock and putting their nose in your armpit. Making them smell it ( usually after a workout)
by Matman September 29, 2013
Get the jock headlockmug. A male or female that participates in high profile sports but also has a high academic achievement rating (such as an the star player on the honor roll)
"kid one-you know that star player who made the honor roll?
kid two- yea the one nicknamed shaq?
kid one- yea him he is such a scholar jock"
kid two- yea the one nicknamed shaq?
kid one- yea him he is such a scholar jock"
by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. April 4, 2011
Get the scholar jockmug. by np600 March 6, 2010
Get the Grundle Jockingmug.