bum perfume is a luxury perfume made from the chopped off assholes of dead people. different people make different fragrances. old people smell like expired cheese, poor people farts smell like a thrift store, E-girls and only fans models farts smell like disappointed (jk they don't work because girls don't fart). farts from Florida men smell like Cocaine and farts from Saskatchewan people smell like laced cocaine but they are rare due to the population of Saskatchewan (like 7).
it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell
it is basically a pocket ass that you carry around with you all day and make it fart on you on demand for that premium smell
person one: do you want your grandfather berried or turned to ashes?
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME
person two: turn him into BUM PERFUME
by cock&bollax76 March 01, 2021
by Anonymous tripfag August 27, 2018
Meaning either gay sex between men, puking on ones rectum, using a dildo on another mans rusty sheriffs badge, or shitting bricks
1) Man Cameron is such a bum chundler
2) Oh god, Cameron told us how he chundled all over some over guys bum!
3) Yeah, he bum chundled that guy
4) OMG dude, Cameron bum chundled all over your pillow!
2) Oh god, Cameron told us how he chundled all over some over guys bum!
3) Yeah, he bum chundled that guy
4) OMG dude, Cameron bum chundled all over your pillow!
by Ge15t/Unbrednoobman January 18, 2009
The last uneaten donut left in a dozen that no one wants to eat. Potentially has the flavouring as if one had inserted a finger through the hole and then into a bum.
Can you believe they made Tim work over lunch? Yeah, he was so hungry he had to eat the bum donut in the coffee room.
by T-Dog Duane December 31, 2013
The sixties, so initially from the drug culture, being on a 'kick' but a bad one, so 'bum kick'. Expanded to mean being effected by any bad experience.
by larryinla June 02, 2012
Buzz bum ex.1 That person who always seems to be around when someones got a joint or some beers (any drug). Then proceeds to get high or drunk on someone elses supply.
by Fflagg99 October 16, 2018
This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.
by Euan Haines December 30, 2020