meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.
There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.
by bobaphat February 16, 2006
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Meat Dredge

For a man to take his whole "package" and dredge it across his girlfriend's face slowly, making sure to slow down more around the nose. Kind of like teabagging but instead of dropping, you dredge all of your stuff across the face.
My girlfriend wouldn't give it up last night so when she went to sleep, I took my junk and meat dredged her from chin to forehead.
by biffered February 14, 2012
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meat spoon

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"
by Blecchy Green December 07, 2009
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lean meat

1. slang term for penis, etc.

2. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with great skill or awe.
1. "I will slap you with my lean meat."

2. "Yo! That dude has some lean meat."
by Curtis Popsicle November 05, 2010
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meat urinal

A japanese pornography fetish referring to a woman who is disregarded as a human being and referred only to as meat. Further degrading said woman, the pornography video features japanese men urinating on the woman. The term does not strictly need to be used as a pornography descriptor, but can also be an insult to an ordinary woman.
Did you see that dumb fuck Jenny at the party getting peed on? She is such a a meat urinal.
by Luvs2splooge87 October 08, 2017
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Freezer Meat

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).
Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
by Korrosion November 09, 2011
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Meat nap

When your beating your meat but you fall asleep while in the action. Wake up see your meat in your hand and then keep beating that meat
I was beating my meat and I was super tired so I took a meat nap and when I awoke I kept going where I left off
by FatDaddyMcDaniel July 14, 2018
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