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Joke Poacher

Someone who steals, or poaches, other people's jokes and takes credit for the joke. Poaching usually occurs when a joke poacher heres another person tell a joke and repeats said joke in a louder more obnoxious way for all to hear.
John mumbled a joke under his breath. Will heard the joke and repeated it loudly in a crowded room. Everyone laughed at the hilarious joke and Will took credit for coming up with it. Will is a joke poacher.
by ash ketchum173 March 27, 2012
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joke whore

a woman who bangs guys for their sense of humor
Janet is such a joke whore. She'll go for anyone who can make her laugh.
by Pinokio July 13, 2015
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Man Joke

A joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. Usually referring about something extremely sexual, or outlandishly disgusting.
A prime man Joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, "Girls in pornos... Are just better."
by Larrold Shlokov Johanssen February 18, 2010
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Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.
Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"
by jewCjuice October 13, 2010
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Lopano Joke

The act of repeating something someone just said in the first person and adding "once" to the end of it.
PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.

PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.

PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.
by Silent Chicken May 3, 2009
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Tommy Joke

A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.
Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!
by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018
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Owen Joke

The act of telling a joke so unfunny that it will make everyone in the general vicinity go silent unanimously instantly upon hearing the joke.
Angel: “Oh no guys Owen’s walking up to us. He is probably gonna tell another Owen Joke.”
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*
by IgnoredShark April 29, 2022
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