kid safe

things people use when they want kids and everyone else to watch there not family friendly vids

Epicman:KID SAFE
ME:not trusting that

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 1, 2021

Aqua Safe Straw

Water filter - in a straw! Prevents bali belly, gastro and all those other lovely experiences when travelling. Protects against giardia, cryptosporidium and more. Filters 99.99% of water borne bacteria.

I used an aqua safe straw on my recent trip to Bali, my mate didn't. He spent three nights on the toilet - I didn't!

by travelnut May 25, 2009

Safe

Something you will never be.

“I’m not safe at the moment”

by CumandEat November 9, 2022

Safe farm

A farm that’s safe.

Like a good neighbor, safe farm is there.

by Sophie88 October 14, 2022

dirty safe

Performing homosexual anal intercorse with one who's safe word is "pharaoh".

That dirty safe last really did me in!

by Yo mom's cat has diabetes May 14, 2021

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

safe gift

A 'Safe Gift' is a present an Ex or secret lover has given you that has no connection with romance or love so that your current squeeze will not know who gave it to you.

I've got you a safe gift so lawrence won't know who got it for you, hope you enjoy x

by BRUCEFC April 21, 2018