next ding

A light insult casually used to mean idiot

You are some ding for one ding , next ding

by Nathan 420 April 20, 2018

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 25, 2022

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 1, 2023

Gone Until Next Tuesday

Instead of calling someone a cunt (c u next tuesday) politely, this is a way of calling someone a gunt (Gone until next tuesday). Refer to "Gunt" for proper definition.

"She's got one hell of a gone until next tuesday"

by Slaughtrus June 2, 2011

[Not this week but maybe next week]

The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week

Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait

by Dr. Azzwipe August 26, 2008

next level bobCUT

A swanky hangout spot where hipster chefs gather to whip up fancy liquid meals while wearing ironic aprons. It's like a foodie's version of a jacuzzi party, but with ladles instead of swimsuits.

"Hey, did you see that next level bobCUT that just opened up on mainstreet?"

"kill yourself"

by knifehandler August 10, 2023

Next years

Means see you when I’m famous

See you in the next years

by Ricky Chapstick November 20, 2020