Cuntaki mushrooms

When you fuck a female mushroom that looks like a cats mouth and get high from its juices.

Man I had some goooooof cuntaki mushrooms last night.

by 2l3git4Um8 May 8, 2016

Mushroom Snapper

The act of taking your penis, or your "Mushroom", and slapping someone across the face with it, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark.

20:44:58 * @iAndrew Give's Gabe a Mushroom Snapper
20:45:13 <@Gabe> OWCHIE MOMMA

by iAndrew April 15, 2009

Penile Mushroom

Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.

Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.

Ashley: Mom!!! >:(

by GanGanGirl April 11, 2014

mushroom dogbone

Codename for penis. The mushroom is the tip and the dog bone is the shaft and balls.

Jimmy was drawing a mushroom dogbone on his mushroom dogbone this morning.

by Adhesive Elephant Tenders October 8, 2013

mushroom-fetius

An insult in which the mushroom-fetius-E has a baby mushroom in their brain from either too much shrooms or being a hater on via: facebook; twitter; myspace; etc. Against family or friends.

Example: john was telling sally about his trip to his families house and how stupid he thought his cousin was being. And in reply sally said, "your being a total Mushroom-fetius"

john:" i was like all 'dude you don't have to shove all that in your face. Gosh he is so stupid..."
sally: " john, everybody is dumb in a way, but your being a total mushroom-fetius."

by yamazaimoku sisters July 4, 2011

Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom is our god and our savior he is all mighty and the most powerful being ever. And Sander Gausvik Heskestad is his servant.

Person1: Hey u know Holy Mushroom?
Person2: No i do not, what is it.
Person1:Holy Mushroom is our lord and savior.

by Hawkey21212121 September 18, 2020

mushroom tattoo

noun; to slap someone in the face with your penis, thereby leaving a red mark in the shape of a mushroom

"My woman acted up so I gave her a mushroom tattoo on the cheek."

by somery February 4, 2003