Penile Mushroom

Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.

Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.

Ashley: Mom!!! >:(

by GanGanGirl April 11, 2014

Cuntaki mushrooms

When you fuck a female mushroom that looks like a cats mouth and get high from its juices.

Man I had some goooooof cuntaki mushrooms last night.

by 2l3git4Um8 May 8, 2016

Mushroom Snapper

The act of taking your penis, or your "Mushroom", and slapping someone across the face with it, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark.

20:44:58 * @iAndrew Give's Gabe a Mushroom Snapper
20:45:13 <@Gabe> OWCHIE MOMMA

by iAndrew April 15, 2009

mushroom dogbone

Codename for penis. The mushroom is the tip and the dog bone is the shaft and balls.

Jimmy was drawing a mushroom dogbone on his mushroom dogbone this morning.

by Adhesive Elephant Tenders October 8, 2013

Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom is our god and our savior he is all mighty and the most powerful being ever. And Sander Gausvik Heskestad is his servant.

Person1: Hey u know Holy Mushroom?
Person2: No i do not, what is it.
Person1:Holy Mushroom is our lord and savior.

by Hawkey21212121 September 18, 2020

rusty mushroom

upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick

Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?

Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.

by SunDiablo September 6, 2013

mushroom tattoo

noun; to slap someone in the face with your penis, thereby leaving a red mark in the shape of a mushroom

"My woman acted up so I gave her a mushroom tattoo on the cheek."

by somery February 4, 2003