Licking a waitresses butthole after a “double shift”.
Meaning she has just been freshly DPd by two randoms and you got the clean up
Meaning she has just been freshly DPd by two randoms and you got the clean up
Steve: “Are you hooking up with that waitress tonight?”
Bill: “Yup”
Steve: “ Make sure them dishes are clean. You don’t want her giving you a dirty mug”
Bill: “Yup”
Steve: “ Make sure them dishes are clean. You don’t want her giving you a dirty mug”
by Fornicater July 3, 2022

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.
I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.
I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.
I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.
by Apec June 28, 2011

by Blaringtaser January 3, 2020

amola: aleci wanna lag robloccity with mug the cup
aleci:eys
aleci starts spamming cups on ground and whole server starts getting lag spikes.
aleci:eys
aleci starts spamming cups on ground and whole server starts getting lag spikes.
by amola November 10, 2020

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by The Cockgobbler April 30, 2022

by Seashell 808 October 8, 2022

Probably, the most amazing band to ever emerge from West Milford, New Jersey. Band is made up of, Keith, Zach "The Dick" "The Manager" Shiz, Jesse, Kevin and most recently Andrew. The band's debut album "Gurl You Lookin' Snazzy" was released to mymusicstream.com in November 2010 and was a local success! It included hits such as: "(I Can Do The) Frog Jog, a cover of Ke$ha's hit song "TiK ToK", "It Was His Brother - The Sheriff", and the hit song that sweeped West Milford like a forest fire from hell! "Awwh Jobie Whatchu' Doin' Dog?"
The band is currently working on their second album, slated for a late April release. The name of the new album will be The Traveling Mugs Presents: A Rabid Bear Let Loose In A Nursery. It will be the most amazing album in the history of the music industry!
They get the BA-BA-BA BITCHES!
The band is currently working on their second album, slated for a late April release. The name of the new album will be The Traveling Mugs Presents: A Rabid Bear Let Loose In A Nursery. It will be the most amazing album in the history of the music industry!
They get the BA-BA-BA BITCHES!
Boy: The Traveling Mugs, are without a doubt the most electrifying band in all of music. They are so hardcore, yet sentimental, yet kick ass, yet inspiring. They are going to change the world with their sick ass beats and their brees and their squees.
Chick: Dude bro, I know. When I listened to their album...my head exploded with awesomeness. And they have a kickass Manager.
Chick: Dude bro, I know. When I listened to their album...my head exploded with awesomeness. And they have a kickass Manager.
by Shiz The Dick The Manager March 9, 2011
