muffin maker

An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.

For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.

Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.

by m.t.p. December 28, 2008

[Muffinlicious]

1- Awesome muffins

2- A sexual word

1- Man Minga's muffin's at the muffin sale were muffinlicious!

2- Oh man baby you are so muffinlicious down there.

by Yankel Blueberry January 13, 2009

muffin top concealer

Those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their muffin top. They think they are tricking you and hiding the muffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.

Guy 1: That girl over there is hot
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche

by Ruff Butt Wrangler May 14, 2011

Muffin Song

An all-knowing song that is sung in all churches, temples, synagogues, etc.

Person 1: Bro, I just saw a fatass singing the Muffin Song on TikTok.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.

by WillSoutham December 29, 2018

Muffinhead

Pretty much an insult (if you choose it to be) meaning ✨motherf*cker✨

My bsf: bruh your such a Muffinhead!

by gay_balls May 24, 2021

shlong muffin

term used to describe the end of the cock.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.

She was eating on my shlong muffin all night

by Big Ant May 24, 2006

stubble muffin

see whisker biscuit. Pussy that has aquired two to three days growth since the last shave.

I went down on my woman last night and got rubbed raw by her stubble muffin.

by Gus Gus1 August 29, 2007