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motherfucker-in-law 

When you hate your mother-in-law so much.
Everything I do is wrong for my mother-in-law. She is really motherfucker-in-law!
motherfucker-in-law by 151bar151 October 1, 2016

Motherfucking story time 

MOTHERFUCKING STORY TIME HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLH SO ONE TIME MY MOM MADE ME TOUCH HER BOOBS!!

John motherfuckin' Smith 

Refers to one of the most unknown badasses of all time. John Smith beheaded 5 Turks, was imprisoned, killed his master, escaped, sailed to the new world, made a shitty colony a great one, jumped off of an exploding ship, suffered burn injuries, and still explored more of the new world. Often refers to the unpopular kid that actually has a shit ton of bad ass acomplishments.
"Hey, Shaun! You know the kid that sits in the corner? Well, it turns out he's a John motherfuckin' Smith! I hear he has seven Soccer MVP medals and a black belt in

Tai Kwan Do!"

Lazy motherfucker 

A person who stays home from school while not being sick or someone who is dieing
My mom let me stay home from school, therefore I am a lazy motherfucker
Lazy motherfucker by I am lazy February 26, 2020

mothafuckest 

Out of a group of people that are motherfuckers, your the worst motherfucker there is out of the group your being called out from.
Charlie brown out of all the mothafuckas out here you the MOTHAFUCKEST!
mothafuckest by MYNAMEIST December 13, 2008

horny as a motherfucker 

Simile putting an emphasis on the author's need to have some form of intercourse. A motherfucker is one who has sex with his mother, and the author is in such an aroused state that he could have intercourse with even his own mother.
come on ho, get those clohtes off! I'm horny as a motherfucker out here.